[OT] Recipe for a Debian thread that won't die



I haven't been around this list long but here are the ingredients for
a thread that won't die. Can anyone think of further needed
ingredients?

Ingredients

2 Dozen Broccoli Growers
A heavy dose of green color
1 Social Contract
1 smidgen of "how do you address somebody..."
Add politics

Stir

Add some light Colour if it still doesn't look right

Bake