Re: 1000 days uptime.
From: Mark Watts (m.watts_at_eris.qinetiq.com)
Date: 07/12/04
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To: Michael Buesch <mbuesch@freenet.de> Date: Mon, 12 Jul 2004 14:25:12 +0100
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> Quoting Mark Watts <m.watts@eris.qinetiq.com>:
> > $ uname -a
> > Linux server1 2.4.18-6mdk #1 Fri Mar 15 02:59:08 CET 2002 i686 unknown
> > $ last -xf /var/run/utmp runlevel
> > runlevel (to lvl 3) Thu May 30 15:14 - 14:02
> > (773+22:47)
> >
> > utmp begins Thu May 30 15:14:42 2002
> >
> > Do I get the prize for a 2.4 kernel ? =)
>
> Hm, I picked up a german statement somewhere:
> "Die uptime verhält sich proportional zur Penislänge des Administrators."
> Isn't _that_ enough? :O
It's not what you've got, its what you do with it ;)
And yes, uptime pissing competitions are pointless (apart from showing the
world you run n insecure kernel) but they do waste a few minutes in an
otherwise slow day :)
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Mark Watts
Senior Systems Engineer
QinetiQ Trusted Information Management
Trusted Solutions and Services group
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