what a bust ( hydro wandering loose in th car )

From: paulie (pepp_at_cyberdude.com)
Date: 11/09/04 

Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 06:04:27 GMT

what a bust ( hydro wandering loose in th car )
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it's tuesday
afternoon
but you knew that right ?

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wandered down to the car
3 pm

just had a thunderstorm
first hail of th season

small but
thankfully my cherry tomatoes are about fucked anyway

i was goin down
to fetch my guitar tuner

important th guitar is tuned properly
i tune my voice from it

open th cardoor

look down on th door sill

dirty big bud
green
just sittin there

waiting for me
ya think it;s waitin for th pigs ?

hang on

i'll just smoke it

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cant have it sittin around
you know

i hopped in th car
to grab th tuner

look about an inch to th right of th console
another bud
wedged down th side of th seat cover

looks like i will be stoned tonight

ah well

maybe only one day straight this week

it's all good

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why cant i smoke buds in the car
when i go out
riding on my unicycle
in th crowds

at night

without leaving
debris behind

i mean
i only got busted a couple of months ago
what are ya doing paulie ?

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just loose man

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it's good to be th wizard
did i tell ya that ?

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had a huge clean up
of errant exe files
on my hard drive
this morning

something changed all my internet security settings
go figure

aint XP wonderful ?

the porn i downloaded
to get these errant programs

was probably worth it though

*** she's pretty

why is it ?, he asked himself
knowingly

that if you download th cutest transexual off one of these tgp's
they cum with errant programs
trying to format my C drive

but if i was downloading cute pics of nicole kidman
it's usually pretty safe

just one of those things i guess

nicole dear
i wish you were a little more dangerous
i'd download you more often

oh my

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lost my desktop to one site
even had to resort to reboot in safe mode
cause it hijacked explorer as well

but i found ya
was a little cut while searching

but happy enough to find ya

ran msconfig from th run menu

a couple of times

removing programs from th startup

even went into th registry

looking under th
run
and runonce listings

i dont like th registry man
i am not impressed

resorting to

turn off machine and hibernate
rather than reboot

th fucker's stable now

won;t stay that way

and of course
ya need higher bandwidth
to download th megs and megs of microsoft bugfixes
and security patches

CWShredder

i have to run almost daily
i keep getting attacked

got a couple of

spy utilities

best one of course
is th one inside my head

what s th name of that fuckin program that popped up ?

ah got ya

delete

check ten minutes later

back again hey ?

should boot visual basic up
five minutes to write a program

ya see this thing
come to life

kill th fucker man

but that'd be too easy

is th idea of programming though

write it once
it keeps doing it

you go do other things

but im learning

fuckin XP

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th terror of swallowing a new operating system
is somewhat offset
by th fact i'll have access to th kernel code

and can write my own

monitors and deamons

not that it isn;t possible in XP

just

so many ways in

just
after learning all those windows specific
api calls

how to chat to

windows
and get answers

well

they keep changing it

if ya write low level windows system code
ya learn a bit about microsoft

how can th fuckin border
of th shortcut arrows
change fuckin colour
after i was detecting th icon positions from it ?

just one of many questions
to which we have no answers

i dunno
ya write a program
to visually find th icons on th desktop
because microsoft

in it's infinite wisdom
changed th rules again
and now my hack of their operating system

has windows not telling me anymore
th info it used to

not that it was supposed to

i dunno

i have had fun with windows

especially windows 95

found some holes you didn;t know you had girl

ah well

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bugger
just ran my visual basic
desktop pet for xp

impossible dont ya know

and it found nineteen icons
instead of eighteen

still blew all of em up though
and yeah
you can still paint anything anywhere
on the desktop

so ya could disappear em
instead of just smearing a bomb graphic over em

it's all just pretty pictures
but you knew that right ?

that icon triggered
two matches

but it
goes in th database

ok brain
of th little helicopter
runnin madly around th desktop

so it doesnt miss it

not a lot of point to th program
and i'd hate to think
how many
man hours it cost me

lots to learn to hack windows successfully

i just like
doing something that can't be done

but then

i ride a unicycle in th surf

they call me th wizard

and pretty girls walk up
and ask for a photo with me

*** life's hard

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its time to sing
and play my guitar

tune my voice for later in th week
singin with a mate

down on th corner
in th fortitude valley

after midnight

so once again
i can sing out loud
about how good it is

to cum down th valley
and do good drugs
and have a fuckin amazing time

and watch th pretty boys and girls
faces

smile

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"then of course"
"get on th unicycle"
"jump off th gutter"
"head up th one way street"

"wrong way"
"and see if we can get another lady copper to smile at us"
she was cute
*** i was stoned

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it is good to be th wizard
doin th impossible

but th impossible doesn;t get done
unless you try

dont fuckin whinge to me
if you cant do it

it means you aren;t trying

zen doesn;t come to those
who sit on th couch and wait

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there are good drugs
and there are bad drugs

and you can abuse anything

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doesn;t nicole look like her sister now ?
got to talking with a bunch of guys
out in th street

even th guy who tried to pat me on th bottom
thought antonia was fuckable

unicycles make nice bottoms
that's my story and im sticking to it

can anybody tell me
why th dykes are threatening to do me in th rear too ?

maybe i should go back to baggie jeans
and stop showing my bottom

only thing is though

th gay guys are real forward
and voice their complaints
while buying me a drink
and trying to cop a feel

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<<< smile >>>

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ok paris
you might be th queen of th nightclubbers
but i'm their wizard

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"i've got a sore bottom just thinking bout it"
ah *** off

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time to make some music
one of my many hobbies i guess

singing harmonies

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don;t judge a book by it's cover

you see a clown
riding a unicycle
in a foot deep of surf

you don;t see

me

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the land surfer

***
p.s.

bloody rain
but we need it

driest continent on earth
and we love ya

Australia
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love ya HARD

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       paulie...

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