HEY NEWBIES, LET ME ASSIST YOU

You're all a bunch of loser dork babies who understand nothing but
point and click windoze. You'll never be as good as us. Whatever
question you have, STFU and RTFM. Try "man whatever-the-***" and
leave us the hell alone. I dont ever want to see your fucking post on
the global usenet system ever again, you mamma's boy pansy computer
nerd. And dont you DARE ask us how to make your OS more like the
easier-to-use Redmond OS. This *** is HARD and you'd better fucking
learn to live with it. What? Did it fucking COME with a manual? No?
Then shut the hell up and get off my screen.


Sincerely,


Your friendly and helpful linux community :)

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