Re: HEY NEWBIES, LET ME ASSIST YOU



> Yes, obviously a troll.
> *PLONK!*

*PLONK*? What...do ya need some change? Try another newsgroup, dork.

Newbies - pay attention here. PLONK is the uneducated's way of
advertising to the entire group that they are closed minded morons.
These folks are typically the ones NOT to ask questions to. They like
to lurk in newgroups, awaiting an unsuspecting newbie to walk in and
ask a question. To handle such inbred wackoffs, try the following at
the beginning of your post:

To everyone except "Joe Feise" (because he is too busy with his head up
his ass), I would like to ask the following question:

If you have a filter on your newsreader, it may benefit you to do a
quick search for the word PLONK, and filter out those individuals who
use it. Tell tale signs of their penis size issues....

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