Re: [OT] Shanah Tovah

From: Douglas Mayne (doug_at_SLACKWARE-3.localnet)
Date: 09/16/04 

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 10:23:04 -0600

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 16:52:48 -0300, Shmuel (Seymour J.) Metz wrote:

> Tikateivu vtirasheimu lshnath 'osheir v'osheir, shnath brieuth
> vshalom.
>
> May you be written and inscribed for a year of happiness and
> prosperity, a year of health and peace.
>
...I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as
a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a
looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they
give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing
robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I
give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama -
long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this
glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga,
gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I
say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the
effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but
when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So
I got that goin' for me, which is /* nice. */ 

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