Re: New computer news group updated daily

In comp.os.linux.misc SINNER <arcade.master@xxxxxxxxx>:
* ynotssor wrote in comp.os.linux.misc:

<abukase1@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1144810347.839562.189470@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Usenet is updated continuously.

And since this site is basically stealing its content from usenet posts, so
is it :(

Indeed, over the time just for the fun of it, tried to resume
more or less annoying post within a single short sentence, still
not complete but handles quite a few types of those:

[ ] 1. You haven't installed any patches or ever heard about it.
[ ] 2. You installed within a single / nothing else, despite swap.
[ ] 3. You have zero clue what you are doing.
[ ] 4. You desperately need step-by-step instruction.
[ ] 5. Someone (likely an idiot) gave you root on the production server.
[ ] 6. You are doze expert, "fixing" problems with constant rebooting.
[ ] 7. You can't be bothered to read docs, click/reboot always worked.
[ ] 8. You think more GUI admin tools would really help you.
[ ] 9. You mentioned already you are a newbie.
[ ] 10. You were busy developing unix at AT&T, but forgot anything.
[ ] 11. You are confusing corporate help-desk and usenet.
[ ] 12. You are doing a living from posting FUD. (M$-Jubelperser)
[ ] 13. Looks like you should be replaced with competent stuff asap.
[ ] 14. You need help to crack your girlfriends XP box remotely.
[ ] 15. You announced a new Linux support forum, working with IE only.
[ ] 16. You announced a new Linux support forum, using IE.
[ ] 17. You announced a new Linux support forum, using M$-Outcrap.
[ ] 18. You believe M$-Outcrap is a clever choice as MUA.
[ ] 19. You have permissions to use the domain in your "From:"?
[ ] 20. Top posting looks like a clever idea to you.
[ ] 21. You never heard about Netiquette.
[ ] 22. You think Linux should really be more like M$.
[ ] 23. You announced looking for a Linux job using IE.
[ ] 24. You'd like web based config, so you can use IE.
[ ] 25. You think WLAN nics depending on ndiswrapper are a good choice.
[ ] 26. Your time is pretty limited.
[ ] 27. You'd prefer some spoon feeding to get you going.
[ ] 28. It remains completely unclear why your post ended up here.
[ ] 29. You are using a fresh google throw away account.
[ ] 30. You are using an open proxy to bring us your amazing message.
[ ] 31. No traffic on your cool support site? Just spam usenet.
[ ] 32. You blame regulars while remaining completely anonymous.
[ ] 33. You reply in default google style to an ages old thread.
[ ] 34. You are IT professional, using G/2 + IE in default reply mode.

* Just be aware that I could have probably done better, if this
would be my native language...

Seems quite a few are applicable here...

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